Because I have nothing better to do at 3 am besides sleep, I'll answer Project and Neu's STUPID questions. I guess.
1 - What would a fullproof and perfect marriage proposal mean in your mind?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz… this one
2 - If you could create a "saying" (stick and stones and all that junk), what would it be?
Everything you say can be innuendo. Watch your mouth :V
3 - Lame, but whatever. Would you rather chase around the hot guy/girl who doesn't know your name or date the ugly duckling who likes you?
I wouldn't want either but if I date the duck it might peck at me.
4 - Sudoku or crosswords?
Sudoku
5 - If you ever wrote a book, what would be the title?
How to Read: A Guide for the Illiterate
6 - That's cheesy, bitch. Toffee or lollipop?
Neither
7 - What supersticions do you believe in?
None? Unless you count aliens but that's just dumb.
8 - Are you serious? Good grief. So, if you were dying, and you could say one last thing, what would it be and to whom?
I would call the police and inform them that a well-planned, organized attack will be carried out on major U.S. cities in ten minutes. Hilarity ensues and I'm too dead to be arrested!
9 - Drama llama or lurky dorky?
Turkey lurkey
10 - Dicks.
I love 'em.
1. What did the banana say to the apple?
Hey. Hey apple.
2. If someone said they would give you $500 if you gave information on your best friend, would you do it?
"My best friend breathes." You never said what kind of information.
3. If you had all the time in the world to write one book, what would it be about?
A comprehensive guide for illiterates on how to read.
4. Can you make me a sandwich?
I may be a girly faggot but I do not have a vagina, so no.
5. If a Cereal Killer came knocking on your door, what would you do to protect your cereal?
Throw you in front of it.
6. If you could create a random all time mindless internet sensation, would you?
No. Because fuck those.
7. If you were banned from dA, would you ban evade?
No. Because fuck dA.
8. What's your opinions on dA right now?
Fuck it.
9. Renard or Mayhem?
What.
10. Why won't you make me a sandwich?
If you want a sandwich so badly go fucking pay for hormones for me and then I'll make one, jesus christ.
I'm too lazy to make my own questions.
Also you should download Harmony of a Hunter if you're a Metroid fan. Awesome remix album. Download it even if you don't like Metroid. It's free! And if you don't like Metroid, you should anyway.